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The bus hit a small bump and the guard sat up, instantly alert.
Stanley’s father was an inventor. To be a successful inventor you need
three things: intelligence, perseverance, and just a little bit of luck.
Stanley’s father was smart and had a lot of perseverance. Once he
started a project he would work on it for years, often going days
without sleep. He just never had any luck.
Every time an experiment failed, Stanley could hear him cursing his
dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
Stanley’s father was also named Stanley Yelnats. Stanley’s father’s full
name was Stanley Yelnats III. Our Stanley is Stanley Yelnats IV.
Everyone in his family had always liked the fact that “Stanley Yelnats”
was spelled the same frontward and backward. So they kept naming their
sons Stanley. Stanley was an only child, as was every other Stanley
Yelnats before him.
All of them had something else in common. Despite their awful luck, they
always remained hopeful. As Stanley’s father liked to say, “ I learned
from failure.”
But perhaps that was part of the curse as well. If Stanley and his
father weren’t always hopeful, then it wouldn’t hurt so much every time
their hopes were crushed.
“Not every Stanley Yelnats has been a failure,” Stanley’s mother often
pointed out, whenever Stanley or his father became so discouraged that
they actually started to believe in the curse. The first Stanley Yelnats,
Stanley’s great-grandfather, had made a fortune in the stock market. “He
couldn’t have been too unlucky.”
At such times she neglected to mention the bad luck that befell the
first Stanley Yelnats. He lost his entire fortune when he was moving
from New York to California. His stagecoach was robbed by the outlaw
Kissin' Kate Barlow.
If it weren’t for that, Stanley’s family would now be living in a
mansion on a beach in California. Instead, they were crammed in a tiny
apartment that smelled of burning rubber and foot odor.
“If only, if only….
The apartment smelled the way it did because Stanley’s father was trying
to invent a way to recycle old sneakers. “The first person who finds a
use for old sneakers, “ he said, “will be a very rich man.”
It was this lastest project that led to Stanley’s arrest.
The bus ride became increasingly bumpy because the road was no longer
paved.
Actually, Stanley had been impressed when he first found out that is
great-grandfather was robbed by Kissin’ Kate Barlow. True, he would have
preferred living on the beach in California, but it was still kind of
cool to have someone in your family robbed by a famous outlaw.
Kate Barlow didn’t actually kiss Stanley’s great-grandfather. That would
have been really cool, but she only kissed the men she killed. Instead,
she robbed him and left him stranded in the middle of the desert.
“He was lucky to have survived,” Stanley’s mother was quick to
point out.
The bus was slowing down. The guard grunted as he stretched out his
arms.
“Welcome Camp Green Lake,” said the driver.
Excerpted from Holes by Louis Sachar Copyright © 2000 by Louis Sachar. Excerpted by permission of Yearling, a division of Random House, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
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