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"I think you're right, Mma," she said. "Everybody has a
weakness, and most of us are not strong enough to resist it."
Mma Ramotswe looked at her assistant. She had an idea what Mma
Makutsi's weakness might be, and indeed there might even be more
than one.
"Take Mr J.L.B. Matekoni, for example," said Mma Ramotswe.
"All men are weak," said Mma Makutsi. "That is well known." She
paused. Now that Mma Ramotswe and Mr J.L.B. Matekoni were
married, it was possible that Mma Ramotswe had discovered new
weaknesses in him. The mechanic was a quiet man, but it was
often the mildest-looking people who did the most colourful
things, in secret of course. What could Mr J.L.B. Matekoni get
up to? It would be very interesting to hear.
"Cake," said Mma Ramotswe quickly. "That is Mr J.L.B. Matekoni's
great weakness. He cannot help himself when it comes to cake. He
can be manipulated very easily if he has a plate of cake in his
hand."
Mma Makutsi laughed. "Mma Potokwane knows that, doesn't she?"
she said. "I have seen her getting Mr J.L.B. Matekoni to do all
sorts of things for her just by offering him pieces of that
fruit cake of hers."
Mma Ramotswe rolled her eyes up towards the ceiling. Mma
Potokwane, the matron of the orphan farm, was her friend, and
when all was said and done she was a good woman, but she was
quite ruthless when it came to getting things for the children
in her care. She it was who had cajoled Mr J.L.B. Matekoni into
fostering the two children who now lived in their house; that
had been a good thing, of course, and the children were dearly
loved, but Mr J.L.B. Matekoni had not thought the thing through
and had failed even to consult Mma Ramotswe about the whole
matter. And then there were the numerous occasions on which she
had prevailed upon him to spend hours of his time fixing that
unreliable old water pump at the orphan farm-a pump which dated
back to the days of the Protectorate and which should have been
retired and put into a museum long ago. And Mma Potokwane
achieved all of this because she had a profound understanding of
how men worked and what their weaknesses were; that was the
secret of so many successful women-they knew about the
weaknesses of men.
That conversation with Mma Makutsi had taken place some days
before. Now Mma Ramotswe was sitting on the verandah of her
house on Zebra Drive, late on a Saturday afternoon, reading the
paper. She was the only person in the house at the time, which
was unusual for a Saturday. The children were both out:
Motholeli had gone to spend the weekend with a friend whose
family lived out at Mogiditishane. This friend's mother had
picked her up in her small truck and had stored the wheelchair
in the back with some large balls of string that had aroused Mma
Ramotswe's interest but which she had not felt it her place to
ask about. What could anybody want with such a quantity of
string? she wondered. Most people needed very little string, if
any, in their lives, but this woman, who was a beautician,
seemed to need a great deal. Did beauticians have a special use
for string that the rest of us knew nothing about? Mma Ramotswe
asked herself. People spoke about face-lifts; did string come
into face-lifts?
Puso, the boy, who had caused them such concern over his
unpredictable behaviour but who had recently become much more
settled, had gone off with Mr J.L.B. Matekoni to see an
important football match at the stadium. Mma Ramotswe did not
consider it important in the least-she had no interest in
football, and she could not see how it could possibly matter in
the slightest who succeeded in kicking the ball into the goal
the most times-but Mr J.L.B. Matekoni clearly thought
differently. He was a close follower and supporter of the
Zebras, and tried to get to the stadium whenever they were
playing. Fortunately the Zebras were doing well at the moment,
and this, thought Mma Ramotswe, was a good thing: it was quite
possible, she felt, that Mr J.L.B. Matekoni's depression, from
which he had made a good recovery, could recur if he, or the
Zebras, were to suffer any serious set-back.
Excerpted from Blue Shoes and Happiness by Alexander McCall Smith Copyright © 2006 by Alexander McCall Smith. Excerpted by permission of Pantheon, a division of Random House, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
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