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Not long ago Mom had to start working. She cleans rooms at the Formula 1
Motel in Bagnolet while shes waiting to find something else, soon I hope.
Sometimes, when she gets home late, she cries. She says its from feeling so
tired. She has an even harder time during Ramadan, because when its time to
break the fast, around 5.30 pm, shes still at work. So if she wants to eat, she
has to hide some dates in her smock. She even sewed an inside pocket to avoid
attention, because if her boss saw her hed be totally pissed.
Everyone calls her "Fatma" at the hotel. They never stop shouting at her, and
they keep a close eye on her to make sure she doesnt steal anything from the
rooms.
Of course, Moms name isnt Fatma, its Yasmina. It must really give M. Smith
a charge to call all the Arabs "Fatma," all the blacks "Mamadou" and all the
Chinese "Ping-Pong." Total freaking jerks all over.
M. Winner is Moms supervisor. Hes from the Alsace region. Sometimes, I wish
hed fall down to the bottom of a deep basement and gets eaten alive by rats.
When I say that, mom gives me a hard time. She says you shouldnt wish death on
anybody, not even your worst enemy. One day, he insulted her and she bawled her
eyes out when she got home. Last time I saw someone crying that much was when
Myriam peed her pants on the school skiing trip. That bastard Winner thought Mom
was disrespecting him because, with her accent, she pronounces his name
Weener.
Since the old man took off weve had a whole parade of social workers coming
to the apartment. Cant remember the new ones name, but its something like
Dubois or Dupont or Dupré, a name that tells you shes from somewhere, from a
real family line or something. I think shes stupid, and she smiles all the time
no good reason. Like even when its totally not the right time. Youd think she
gets off on being happy for other people, but more like she has to be happy
because they arent. Once, she asked if I wanted us to be friends. Like a little
brat I told her I didnt see how that could happen. But I guess I messed up,
because I felt the look my mother gave me cut me in half.. She was probably
scared social services would cut off our benefits, if I didnt make nice with
their stupid social worker.
Before Mme Du-Thingamajig, there was a man
Yeah, she took over from this guy
who looked like Laurent Cabrol, who used to host Heroes Night on Channel 1 on
Fridays. Shame it doesnt air anymore. These days, Laurent Cabrols in the
bottom right hand corner of TV Guide, page 30, wearing a yellow and black
striped rugby shirt, advertising central heating. Anyway, the last social worker
was his spitting image. Total opposite to Mme Du-Whatsit. He never cracked a
joke, never smiled and he dressed like Professor Calculus in The Adventures of
Tintin. Once, he told my mom hed been doing this job for ten years, and it was
the first time hed seen people like us with a one-child family. He was thinking
Arabs, but he didnt say so. Coming over to our place was like an exotic
experience for him. He kept giving weird looks to all the knick-knacks weve got
all over, the ones my mom brought over from Morocco after she got married.
Seeing as we wear babouches - as in Moroccan slippers at home, he took off his
shoes when he walked in, trying to do the right thing. Except he had alien feet.
His second toe was at least ten times longer than his big toe. It looked like he
was giving the V-for-victory-sign in his socks. And then there was the stench.
The whole time he played the sweet caring government worker, but it was all a
front. He didnt give a shit about us. And then he quit. I heard he moved to the
countryside. Retrained as a cheese-maker, for all I know. He drives around the
little villages of dear old la belle France in his sky blue van on Sunday
mornings after mass, selling rye bread and old-fashioned Roquefort cheese and
saucisson sec.
Excerpted from Kiffe Kiffe Tomorrow, by Faïza Guène. (c) 2006. Reproduced wither permission of the Publisher, Harcourt Books. All rights reserved.
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