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The Inadvertent Education of a Reluctant Chef
by Gabrielle Hamilton
We had to roll up our pant legs and walk barefoot into the frigid
stream, build a little corral with river rocks, and stock it with jugs of
Chablis and cases and cases of Heineken and cream soda and root
beer. Having to walk barefoot into the cold stream to get a beer instead
of just comfortably reaching into one of those ice-packed bright
red coolers that normal people would use was, in our new vernacular,
bone-afide. I had to mow the meadow and rake it, and the smell of
fresh cut grass was bone-issimo. We had to fill hundreds of brown
paper lunch bags with sand and plumber's candles, then set them out
all along the stream's edge under the weeping willows and at all the
groundhog holes so nobody broke an ankle or fell drunk into the
stream later when it got dark. And we had to juice up the glow-inthe-
dark Frisbees in the car headlights so we could play later out at
the far dark end of the meadow. Those glowing greenish discs arcing
through the jet black night, sent and received by the invisible bodies
of my older brothers, were bone-ificent.
The lambs were arranged over the coals head to toe to head to toe
the way you'd put a bunch of kids having a sleepover into a bed. We
kept a heavy metal garden rake next to the pit to arrange the coals as
the day passed and the ashes built up, moving the spent coals to the
edges and revealing the hot glowing red embers. The lambs roasted so
slowly and patiently that their blood dripped down into the coals
with a hypnotic and rhythmic hiss, which sounded like the hot tip of
a just-blown-out match being dipped into a cup of water. My dad
basted them by dipping a branch of wood about as thick and long as
an axe handle, with a big swab of cheesecloth tied at its end, into a
clean metal paint can filled with olive oil, crushed rosemary and garlic,
and big chunks of lemons. He then mopped the lambs, slowly,
gently, and thoroughly, back and forth with soft careful strokes like
you might paint your brand-new sailboat. Then the marinade, too,
dripped down onto the coals, hissing and atomizing, its scent lifting
up into the air. So all day long, as we did our chores, the smell of
gamey lamb, apple-wood smoke, and rosemary garlic marinade commingled
and became etched into our brains. I have clung to it for
thirty years, that smell. I have a chronic summertime yearning to build
large fires outdoors and slowly roast whole animals. I could sit fireside
and baste until sundown. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss.
The rest of the meal was simple but prepared in such quantities
that the kitchen felt hectic and brimming and urgent. There were
giant bowls of lima bean and mushroom salad with red onion and
oregano and full sheet pans of shortcake. Melissa, with a pair of office
scissors, snipped cases of red and black globe grapes into perfect portioned
clusters while my mom mimosaed eggs - forcing hard-cooked
whites and then hard-cooked yolks through a fine sieve - over pyramids
of cold steamed asparagus vinaigrette. Melissa and my mom
worked quickly, efficiently, and cleanly - mother and daughter together
in the kitchen, both in bib aprons each with a dish towel neatly
folded and tucked into her apron string, "doing the bones" of our
lamb roast.
Todd gave the lambs a quarter turn every half hour. Simon parked
the cars. Jeffrey politely kissed the older guests, who arrived more than
punctually, on both cheeks. And I plunged in and out of the stream to
retrieve beer and wine and soda.
Then they started pouring in, all these long-haired, bell-bottomed
artist friends of my dad's and former ballet dancer friends of my
mother's, with long necks and eternally erect posture, and our friends,
too - the Drevers and Mellmans and Bentleys and Shanks - the
whole pack of us dogs, muddy, grass-stained, and soaking wet in the
first fifteen minutes. I hardly recognized the washed and neatly
groomed Maresca brothers with their father, Mr. Maresca, out of their
butcher coats.
Excerpted from Blood, Bones & Butter by Gabrielle Hamilton. Copyright © 2011 by Gabrielle Hamilton. Excerpted by permission of Random House. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
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