Excerpt from Everybody's Fool by Richard Russo, plus links to reviews, author biography & more

No jaunty, charming grave markers in Dale. Here the stones were laid purposefully flat so they couldn't be tipped over by teenage hooligans. Bath's legendary eighth-­grade English teacher, Beryl Peoples, whose dim view of human nature she occasionally shared in acerbic letters to the North Bath Weekly Journal, had warned what would happen. With all the stones lying flat, she cautioned, and without any trees or hedgerows to provide an obstacle, visitors would treat the cemetery like a supermarket parking lot and drive directly to whatever grave they had in mind. This warning had been dismissed as perverse and outrageous, a slander on the citizenry, but the old woman had been vindicated. Not a week went by without someone calling the police station to report tire tracks across Grandma's headstone, right where her survivors imagined her upturned, beatific face to be. "How'd you like it if somebody drove a pickup over your skull?" the angry caller would want to know.

Chief of Police Douglas Raymer, arriving at Hilldale late to witness the interment of Judge Barton Flatt, was always at a loss how to respond to such queries, which seemed to him so fundamentally flawed that you couldn't even tell if they were real questions. Were people inviting him to draw the obvious distinction between driving an automobile over an ancestor's grave—­an insensitive, inconsiderate act, sure—­and driving it over a living person's head, obviously a homicidal and criminal one? How was it helpful for him to imagine what either felt like? It was as if people expected him to make sense of both the physical world and its miscreants, the latter too numerous to count, too various to explicate, the former too deeply mysterious to fathom. When had either become part of the police chief's job description? Wasn't explaining the world's riddles and humans' behaviors what philosophers and psychiatrists and priests were paid to do? Most of the time Raymer had no idea why he himself did what he did, never mind other people.

Whatever his job was, most days—­and today was certainly no exception—­it sucked. As a patrolman he'd imagined that, as chief, his hours would be filled with genuine police work, or at least real public service, but after two terms he now knew better. Of course in North Bath most crimes didn't demand much detective work. A woman would turn up at the hospital looking like somebody'd beaten the shit out of her, claiming she tripped over her child's toy. When you visited her husband and offered to shake, the hand he reluctantly extended looked more like a monstrous fruit, purple and swollen, the skin splitting and oozing interior juices. But even such dispiritingly mundane investigations were fascinating compared with Raymer's current duties as chief of police. When he wasn't attending the funerals of people he didn't even like or addressing groups of "concerned citizens" who seemed less interested in any solutions he might propose than how much churlish invective he could be forced to swallow, he was a glorified clerk, a mere functionary who spent his time filling out forms, reporting to selectmen, going over budgets. Some days he never got out from behind his desk. He was getting fat. Also, the pay really sucked. Okay, sure, he made more than he had as a patrolman, but not enough more to cover the endless aggravation. He supposed he could live with the fact that the job sucked if he was any good at it, but the truth was that he sucked. He had no idea what he'd have done without Charice—­speaking of aggravation—­and her incessant badgering. Because she was right, he was increasingly forgetful and unfocused and preoccupied. Since Becka.

But no, he wasn't going to think about her. He would not. He would concentrate on the here and now.

Which was hot as Uganda. By the time Raymer crossed the cemetery parking lot and walked the hundred or so yards to where a couple dozen mourners were clustered around Judge Flatt's open grave, he was drenched in sweat. Such punishing heat was unheard of in May. Here in the foothills of the Adirondacks, Memorial Day weekend, the unofficial beginning of summer, was almost always profoundly disappointing to the region's winter-­ravaged populace, who seemed to believe they could will summer into being. They would have their backyard barbecues even when temperatures dipped into the high forties and they had to dig out their parkas. They would play softball, even after a week's worth of frigid rains made a soupy mess of the diamond. If a pale, weak sun came out they would go out to the reservoir to water-­ski. But this year the town's fervent prayers had been answered, as they so often were, at least in Raymer's experience, with ironic vengeance. Midnineties for the past three days, no end in sight.

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