Excerpt from The Accidental Further Adventures of the Hundred-Year-Old Man by Jonas Jonasson, plus links to reviews, author biography & more

But even if the long arm of the law couldn't reach all the way to the brains behind it, Julius had lost interest. He was tired of Sweden being orderly beyond all reason. Who'd ever died of eating Peruvian asparagus?

No, honourable petty thieves might as well not bother any more. So Julius had chosen to retire. He made some moonshine, poached a moose here and there, borrowed the neighbour's electricity without permission – and that was about it. Until a hundred-year-old man unexpectedly knocked on his door. The old man said his name was Allan, and with him he had a stolen suitcase they opened after a pleasant dinner and accompanying vodka. It had turned out to be full of millions.

So one thing had led to another, and another to the third. Julius and Allan had shaken off all the stubborn individuals who wanted their money back and ended up in Bali, where they were doing away with it at a steady pace.

Allan saw that Julius was hanging his head. He tried to inspire his bored friend by reading aloud from his black tablet about various types of immorality from all the corners of the world. Romania, Italy and Norway were already settled. President Zuma of South Africa managed to take up a whole breakfast when it turned out he'd built a private swimming pool and a theatre with taxpayers' money. A Swedish dance-band queen received well-deserved attention after calling seven dresses and eighteen pairs of shoes a 'business trip' on her tax return.

But the head-hanging didn't stop. Julius needed something to do before he became depressed for real.

Allan, who hadn't let himself be concerned about anything at all for a hundred years, could not feel at peace, given his friend's lost spark. Surely there must be something Julius could engage himself in.

That was as far as he got in his musings before chance stepped in. It happened one evening after Allan had crawled into bed, while Julius felt he still had sorrows in his soul to deaden. He sat down in the hotel bar and ordered a glass of local arak. It was made of rice and sugarcane, tasted like rum, and was so strong it made the eyes water. Julius had learned that one glass would blur one's troubles and a second would chase them away. Just to be safe, he tended to have a third glass, too, before bedtime.

The evening's first was empty and the other well on its way when Julius's senses expanded enough for him to notice that he wasn't alone in the bar. Three chairs away sat a middle-aged Asian man, also with arak in hand.

'Cheers,' Julius said, raising his glass.

The man smiled in response, whereupon both turned bottoms up and grimaced.

'Now things are starting to look up,' said the man, whose eyes were as full of tears as Julius's.

'First or second?' Julius asked.

'Second,' said the man.

'Same here.'

Julius and the man moved closer and each decided to have a third glass of the same.

They chatted for a while before the man chose to introduce himself. 'Simran Aryabhat Chakrabarty Gopaldas,' he said. 'It's a pleasure!'

Julius looked at the man who had just said his name. And had enough arak in his body to say what he was thinking. 'Surely no one could have a name like that.'

Yes, one could. Especially if one was of Indian origin. Simran Etc. Etc. had ended up in Indonesia after an unfortunate incident with the daughter of a far-too-unsympathetic man.

Julius nodded. Dads of daughters could be more unsympathetic than most. But was that any reason to possess a name that took an entire morning to say?

The man, who was named what he was named, turned out to have a pragmatic attitude toward the significance of his own identity. Or perhaps he just had a sense of humour. 'What do you think I should be called instead?'

Julius liked the exiled Indian. But if they were going to become friends, all those names in a row just wouldn't do. He had to seize this opportunity. 'Gustav Svensson,' he said. 'That's a proper name, rolls off the tongue, easy to remember.'

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