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Mrs. Everything by Jennifer Weiner

Mrs. Everything

by Jennifer Weiner
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  • Jun 11, 2019, 480 pages
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  • Apr 2020, 480 pages
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"It's our house," Jo's mother was saying, her voice rich with satisfaction.

"The American Dream," said Jo's dad. To Jo, the house didn't seem like much of a dream. It wasn't a castle with a moat, no matter what Bethie had said, or even a mansion, like the ones in Grosse Pointe that Jo had seen when the family had driven there for a picnic. It was just a regular house, square-shaped and boring red, with a triangle-shaped roof plopped on top, like the one in her "Dick and Jane" readers, on a street of houses that looked just the same. In their old neighborhood, they'd lived in an apartment. You could walk up the stairs and smell what everyone was cooking for dinner. The sidewalks had bustled with people, kids, and old men and women, people with light skin and dark skin. They'd sit on their stoops on warm summer nights, speaking English or Yiddish, or Polish or Italian. Here, the streets were quiet. The air just smelled like air, not food, the sidewalks were empty, and the people she'd seen so far all had white skin like they did. But maybe, in this new place, she could make a fresh start. Maybe here, she could be a good girl.

Except now she had a problem. Her dad had borrowed a camera, a boxy, rectangular Kodak Duaflex with a stand and a timer. The plan was for them all to pose on the steps in front of the house for a picture, but Sarah had made her wear tights under their new dresses, and the tights had caused Jo's underpants to crawl up the crack of her tushie, where they'd gotten stuck. Jo knew if she pulled them out her mother would see, and she'd get angry. "Stop fidgeting!" she would hiss, or "A lady doesn't touch her private parts in public," except everything itched her so awfully that Jo didn't think she could stand it.

Things like this never happened to Bethie. If Jo hadn't seen it herself, she wouldn't have believed that her sister even had a tushie crack. The way Bethie behaved, you'd expect her to be completely smooth down there, like one of the baby dolls Bethie loved. Jo had dolls, too, but she got bored with them once she'd chopped off their hair or twisted off their heads. Jo shifted her weight from side to side, hoping it would dislodge her underwear. It didn't.

Her father pulled the keys out of his pocket, flipped them in the air, and caught them neatly in his hand. "Let's go, ladies!" His voice was loud and cheerful. Bethie and Sarah climbed the stairs and stood in front of the door. Sarah peered across the lawn, shadowing her eyes with her hand, frowning.

"Come on, Jo!"

Jo took one step, feeling her underwear ride up higher. Another step. Then another. When she couldn't stand it anymore, she reached behind her, grabbed a handful of pink gingham, hooked her thumb underneath the underpants' elastic, and yanked. All she'd meant to do was pull her panties back into place, but she tugged so vigorously that she tore the skirt away from its bodice. The sound of the ripping cloth was the loudest sound in the world.

"Josette Kaufman!" Sarah's face was turning red. Her father look startled, and Bethie's face was horrified.

"I'm sorry!" Jo felt her chest start getting tight.

"What's the matter with you?" Sarah snapped. "Why can't you be good for once?"

"Sarah." Ken's voice was quiet, but angry.

"Oh, sure!" said Sarah, and tossed her head. "You always take up for her!" She stopped talking, which was good, except then she started crying, which was bad. Jo stood on the lawn, dress torn, tights askew, watching tears cut tracks through her mother's makeup, hearing her father's low, angry voice, wondering if there was something wrong with her, why things like this were always happening, why she couldn't be good, and why her mom couldn't have just let her wear pants, the way she'd wanted.

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Excerpted from Mrs. Everything by Jennifer Weiner. Copyright © 2019 by Jennifer Weiner. Excerpted by permission of Atria Books. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.

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