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"Turned out!" Horn-rimmed Glasses shrieked as if he had just caught fire.
Hilaria Dahl was a judge on a reality show that pitted cancer survivors against each other in baking contests. By the time she made her way to Orla, Hilaria had submitted to eighteen other interviews, and the corners of her mouth were caked with spit. She smacked her lips together. "I love Lady-ish!" she squealed, her long earrings jangling at either side of her jaw.
Orla nodded and stretched her face into a smile. "So, dog clothes! What inspired this project?"
Hilaria shifted in her heels. "Well, it's really close to my heart."
"What is?" Orla said.
"AIDS," Hilaria answered.
"AIDS?" Orla looked to Hilaria's publicist, a black-clad woman in a headset.
"Ten percent of the proceeds from the line benefits AIDS," the publicist snapped.
"And I love animals," Hilaria added. "I loved the idea of putting my name on something that would keep them warm, the way they keep us warm."
Next to Orla, the waif was nodding fiercely, a hand pressed over her heart.
"We're just targeting dogs right now," Hilaria went on. "But I'm also really passionate about cats. So we're looking to expand into the cat market as well."
Orla couldn't stop herself. "Couldn't cats just wear the clothes you make now?"
Hilaria looked at her publicist. "I guess cats could wear the small ones, right?" she said uncertainly. "Like the alpaca cowl-neck?"
"Cats could wear the small ones," the publicist confirmed, glaring.
"And every piece is one hundred percent vegan!" Hilaria shouted.
"Didn't you just say something's alpaca?" Orla said. "An alpaca is an animal. It's kind of like a llama."
"That's all the time she has," the publicist said, taking Hilaria by the elbow and guiding her toward the doors. She looked back at Orla. "Fuck you," she said plainly. "Not you," she added, into the headset. "But maybe you, soon, if you don't find out where Isabelle went."
There was a lull in the arrivals. The waif was complaining to Horn-rimmed Glasses, claiming her improv teacher had called her too pretty for comedy, when Horn-rimmed Glasses waved his hand in her face and bellowed, "GIRL SHUT THE FUCK UP HERE SHE COMES."
Orla perked up and craned her neck toward the SUV that had just pulled up. Hilaria's publicist had likely emailed Ingrid already, demanding that Orla apologize. Maybe Orla could redeem herself with a quote from whoever was making Horn-rimmed Glasses clap tiny, overjoyed claps.
Flashbulbs popped so brightly that Orla had to look down. Then she could only see the pair of legs coming toward them, oiled and deliberate. Next to her, the waif leaned forward and said breathlessly, "Floss, it's like the hugest honor."
Standing in front of the waif, Orla saw as bursts of light cleared her vision, was her own roommate. Florence.
Orla stared at her from the side. She was closer to Florence now than she had ever been in their apartment. The skin that ran from her ear to the corner of her mouth shimmered with such pearlescence that Orla could see her own shadow in it. Florence's eyes, dark and liquid, blinked slowly, sleepily, beneath the weight of her thousand-legger eyelashes. She had more hair than she did at home, and they were laughably bad, the extensions—limp, and shiny, and stinking of something chemical. Florence had on the same things Orla wore on formal occasions: a strapless, nude bra and stomach-slimming nude panties that continued down the thigh. But Florence wasn't wearing anything over them.
She was beautiful, the type of beautiful that made Orla wish that she knew more of Florence's bad qualities, so she could soothe herself by listing them out loud.
Then, suddenly, Florence was air-kissing the waif goodbye and stepping into Orla's little space. "Hi," Florence trilled. Orla startled at the sound of her public voice. It came from somewhere high in her nose. "Oh," Florence went on, "I love Lady-ish."
Excerpted from Followers by Megan Angelo. Copyright © 2020 by Megan Angelo. Excerpted by permission of Graydon House. All rights reserved. No part of this excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher.
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