Excerpt from The Cat Who Robbed A Bank by Lilian Jackson Braun, plus links to reviews, author biography & more

Qwilleran considered the situation briefly and then asked, "If he's so discriminating, how did he react to the old hotel with its broken-down elevators and wretched food?"

"He had the good taste not to criticize or make fun of it. . . . I don't mind telling you, Qwill: I'm having stage fright about pouring tea for him."

"Nonsense, Polly. You're always in control, and now that you've had your surgery, you're healthier and livelier and more admirable than ever."

The young waitress serving the entrees grinned to see "an older couple" holding hands across the table.

"Don't snicker," Qwilleran told her. "It's an old Mediterranean custom."

For a few moments they contemplated the presentation of food on the plate-stuffed grape leaves for her, curried lamb for him-and the subtlety of the flavors. Then he asked, "What are you wearing to the reception Saturday night?"

"My white dinner dress and the opals. Are you wearing your kilt with your dinner jacket?"

"I think it would be appropriate."

The grand opening of the refurbished hotel would be a black-tie event at three hundred dollars a ticket, proceeds going to Moose County's Literacy Council. There would be champagne, music, and a preview of the renovated facility.

Qwilleran said, "I'm getting a preview of the preview. Fran Brodie is sneaking me in."

"It was a stroke of genius to rename the hotel, considering its grim reputation in the past."

"The new sign is going up Thursday."

Conversation lapsed into trivia:

The theatre club was opening its season with Night Must Fall.

The art center had been unable to replace Beverly Forfar.

Celia Robinson had married Pat O'Dell and had moved into his big house on Pleasant Street, leaving the carriage-house apartment vacant.

When finally they left the restaurant, Qwilleran asked, "Would you like to stop at the barn and see my new calendar?"

"For just a minute. I have to go home and feed the cats."

It was twilight when they drove into the barnyard. A faint, dusky blue light seemed to bathe the world. It was the breathless moment after sunset and before the stars appeared, when all is silent . . . waiting.

"Magical," Polly said.

"The French have a word for it: l'heure bleue."

"There's a French perfume by that name. I imagine it's lovely."

Eventually they went indoors to look at the calendar, and eventually Polly went home to feed Brutus and Catta. Qwilleran took the Siamese out to the screened gazebo, and the three of them sat in the dark. The cats liked the nighttime. They heard inaudible sounds and saw invisible movement in the shadows.

Suddenly Koko was alert. He ran to the rear of the gazebo and stared at the barn. In two or three minutes the phone rang indoors. Qwilleran hurried back to the main building and grabbed the receiver after the sixth or seventh ring.

The caller was Celia Robinson O'Dell, who had been his neighbor in the carriage-house apartment. "Hi, Chief!" she said cheerfully, her voice sounding young for a woman of her advancing age. "How's everything at the barn? How are the kitties?"

"Celia! I've been trying to call you and extend felicitations on your marriage, but you're hard to reach."

"We took a little honeymoon trip. We went to see Pat's married daughter in Green Bay. He has three grandchildren."

"How do you like living on Pleasant Street?"

"Oh, it's a wonderful big house with a big kitchen, which I need now that I'm going into the catering business seriously. But I enjoyed living in the carriage house and running over with goodies for you and the kitties. I can still cook a few things for your freezer, you know, and Pat can deliver them when he does your yardwork."

The Cat Who Robbed a Bank, by Lilian Jackson Braun, Lillian Jackson Braun. © January 10, 2000 , Lilian Jackson Braun, Lillian Jackson Braun used by permission.