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A Novel of King Arthur
by Lev Grossman
"That is ill said of you, sir." Collum cleared his throat. "I ask again: Do you yield to me now?"
"Well, that all depends," the man replied, "on whether or not you've fucked your mother yet."
He was angry, obviously. It was embarrassing, losing to an unfledged knightling. God knows he, Collum, wouldn't have wanted to lose to himself. But it wasn't his idea to fight, was it?
Maybe he was hurt after all. Maybe he was in pain. Collum put out his hand to help him up, and the mystery knight held out his own—but then quick as a lizard he grabbed Collum's wrist instead, and with his other hand he whipped something thin and dark out of a sheath at his waist—a misericord, a long, thin knife made for slipping between armor plates—and thrust it up at Collum's groin.
Purely on instinct Collum twisted his hips and took the blow smartly on his steel skirt. He caught the man's knife hand and for a heartbeat they strained against each other, trembling. The knight kicked Collum's ankles out and rolled on top of him with all his weight, and Collum lost the knife hand—God's blood!—and panicked and scrabbled and caught it again just in time to keep his throat from getting laid open.
He threw his other arm around the man's shoulders, heaved with his hips, and rolled them back over.
"God's nails, stop!" His voice cracked hysterically. "Just yield!"
Collum fumbled for his own knife and forced it through the slit in the knight's helm. The knight trembled like a rabbit in a snare and clawed at Collum's face and thrust wildly with his pelvis. Then he coughed once and went still.
The sound of insects was loud, like dry seeds rattling in a dry pod. Silent pillars of golden country sunlight were slowly burning the green timothy grass into hay.
The knight lay flat on the ground as if he'd fallen there from a great height.
Jesus. Collum scrambled to his feet, breathing hard. Shitting Jesus. Thou recreant knight. He'd never killed a man before. God have mercy on us both.
The man kicked once and then stopped moving forever. The only part of him that was exposed was that one fish-pale hand, the one he'd bared to go for his misericord. There were brown speckles on the back of it, some ropy blue veins. Sir Misericord had not been in his first youth.
And now he was dead. And for what? Nothing. A game, played for no one, in an empty field.
And to think that they were barely a day's ride from Camelot, the sun that bathed all of Britain in the golden light of chivalry.
"God have mercy," Collum whispered. An hour ago he'd been no one, then he was a hero, and now he was a murderer. He stood there for a long time, he didn't know how long. A cloud passed in front of the sun. The two horses, his and the dead knight's, watched him with long-lashed disinterest.
Then Collum knelt and with a shudder drew his knife out of the man's eye socket. He walked over to where the fallen knight's shield lay face down on the matted grass and turned it over with his toe. You could still make out the arms under a hasty coat of white paint: Azure, Three Scepters, a Chevron Or.
Excerpted from THE BRIGHT SWORD by Lev Grossman. To be published by Viking, an imprint of the Penguin Publishing Group, a division of Penguin Random House LLC on July 16, 2024. Copyright © 2024 by Cozy Horse Limited.
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