(11/25/2016)
So I've never read Fifty Shades of Grey, but from what I can tell, this book has much more in common with that than Gone Girl. It started off decently enough, with the chapters alternating between Emma and Jane, two women who at different times are occupying the same house. Emma's chapters, however, had absolutely no quotation marks, so you couldn't easily determine what was spoken aloud versus what were just thoughts. I've seen this before in other books and I have no idea why any author thinks this is a good idea. It's irritating. Though in this case, it helped to remember whose story I was reading -- because as the book wore on, Emma and Jane became indistinguishable. Both were annoying, insipid, and clichéd.
Then, about two-thirds of the way through, the book took a left turn into the absurd and from that point on I failed to recognize anyone as even remotely human. This is not how people in the real world behave. I just wanted it to end after that, not really caring about what happened to anyone. Except maybe Slob the kitten.